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"Holy fricken Swift Boat, Batman!"

At the time of this writing, the trash-Kerry book Unfit for Command is number one in Amazon's sales rank, and it hasn't even published yet.

Number. Fucking. One.

I won't be reading this one, for a couple of reasons. First, there's simply no need. All the salient points will have been excerpted and commented on before the book is even shipped to the retailers. It's already begun, in fact.

Second, sometimes (often?) you can judge a book by looking at its cover. It's the same kind of cheap, hackish, political muckraking that's polluted the non-fiction bestseller tables of our major book chains for too long now.

Still, I don't want to hear any liberal whinin' about it. If this book upsets you, just walk into your nearest B&N and pick up a copy of "Bush is a Moron" or "Bush is a Liar" or "Bush is a Loathsome Dictator" or "Bush Murders Puppies", or any number of similar readily-available offerings, and I'm sure it'll make you feel better.