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Kennedy campaigns for Kerry

Oh yeah, this should help.



Kennedy to Hit Campaign Trail for Kerry

Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, often credited with giving a boost to John Kerry's presidential campaign, is launching a seven-week election drive for his Massachusetts colleague that will pair fund raising and travel with a barrage of speeches condemning President Bush's policies.

I've gotta ask a question. Is Karl Rove advising this guy? Kerry, I mean. I have an image of Rove in a darkened office, speaking to Kerry through in a disguised voice into a phone with a hankie draped over the mouthpiece: "Listen, senator, you must focus on the Vietnam years, exclusively! For you and your opponent! Do this at all costs. This is key! Then you should spend four days hammering Bush on the gun control issue. And... uh... oh yeah, get Ted Kennedy to come campaign for you. That should pretty much nail it!"

"Thank you, Mr. Unknown Campaign Advisor. But why can't I ever meet you in person?"

"Uh... gotta go, kid! Remember! Vietnam!"