Lynching Zell Miller
Massah's pissed off because Zell Miller done left the plantation! Who the hell does that Miller Boy think he is? By God, we got ways of dealin' with the likes of his'n! We gonna call him a "dixiecrat", and allege a segregationist past. Never mind he's been a Democrat for 8 years and we never said squat about it before! He gives a speech at a Republican convention, though, and we're going to suddenly "discover" what a vile racist he is!