Election coverage
With 1% of the exit polls counted from 1% of the precincts, Cynical Nation is ready to project....
Just kidding! The real fun won't come until much later.
Did you hear that NBC has placed a giant United States map under the ice skating rink at Rockefeller Center? They will illuminate the individual states red or blue as the returns come in. Is this a great country or what?
When following the coverage tonight, don't forget to drop by this website for my keen political insights and heavy drinking.