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This just in!

Chairman Yasser Arafat is still not dead!

(Now carefully pour the champagne back into the bottle.)

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NYT is reporting: "Arafat's Major Organs Still Functioning" but, apparently, are declining interviews. I'm betting that his colon will be the first to break the silence.

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