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Puppy heroin smugglers

I'd heard of the old "swallowing a condom" trick before, but these bastards used puppies!

You've got to wonder how they got the poor things to swallow condoms. I mean, you ought to see the grief I go through to get my lab just to take a damn heartworm pill.

The article goes on to list some other horror stories in the history of drug running, including a woman cocaine surgically implanted in her buttocks.

Just something to remember the next time you run up on smack or do a line of blow -- man, you don't know where that junk has been!

Comments

I read the first sentence and thought "What the hell? They swallowed puppies full of cocaine??" :D

The sick asswipés cut the puppies bellies open. They circumvented the whole massaging of the throats. Slow roasting. Too good for them.

Unless your dog is a finicky eater, embedding pills in braunschweiger usually makes them disappear.(However-I did have a dog that could eat a cheeseburger in two bites and leave the pickle behind.)

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