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When is Bush's next speech?

I want to hear him pronounce Kyrgyzrzgyzygzstan.


Make him say it backwards, that way he'll be sent back to the fifth dimension.

Ha, ha. Last I heard he was still working on the pronunciation of "nuclear".

I want to hear him pronounce, "I am not a crook!" while being booted out of the White House.

NOW NOW Mr. Bush can speak as well as most Americans he just switches alot and can't look ya straight in the eye while talking to ya. I dont't know if that means he has a conscience or that he has left the drinking to the puppeteer.

Whoops sorry about the typo on don't. Maybe I have a future in the Bush administration.

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