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Engel vs. fake rubber schlongs

Congressman Eliot Engel wants to ban fake rubber penises with urine inside. Now you might not agree with his attack on creative entrepreneurialism, but you've got to admire his style in doing it.

"What is the purpose of having steroid bans if a person who takes steroids can just use the Whizzinator to cover it up?" he said.

"The Whizzinator comes in natural, lifelike skin tones and is undetectable, foolproof and reusable.... I'm from New York, I can keep a straight face about anything.... OK, I'm smiling."


Listen, and understand! That Whizzinator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until that cup is full.

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