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If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day, I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands!

(Posted by BNJ)

This is kinda sad. If you go to 1-800-flowers to place and order and scroll down to the message area, you'll see this:

At a loss for words? We can help you express your sentiments.

Click on it, and you're confronted with gems like these:

I'm not sure which is more pathetic -- that people are actually paid to write these or that people (presumably) actually use them.

Okay, I'm no Pynchon, but no consumers of my writing can ever claim they didn't get their money's worth.

Posted by BNJ on September 1, 2005 01:07 PM | |Discuss

Comments

Yeah, those pre-written greetings are for chumps. Instead, I took your advice and used the phrase, "Give me a slice of that fine ghetto booty!" It really got results. Thanks, Barry!

Posted by: Roger | September 1, 2005 01:21 PM

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