Cynical Nation

In a crushing defeat for the GOP, Democrats have managed to win hang on to... two governorships that they already had... or something.

Anyway, doesn't matter. The important thing is that it's a devastating loss for the Republicans and a huge, stunning victory for the Democratic Party, which will ride this wave of momentum to its permanent status as America's majority party. It's like a... juggernaut, or... uh... a tsunami... or something.