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I didn't get the job

Here's a quick celebrity impersonation. See if you can guess who it is. Okay, here goes.


President Bush "dropped the ball" in Afghanistan and "outsourced" the operation, to Dick Cheney's daughter (who is a lesbian)

Kinda makes you want to stop and reminisce, huh? I guess I'm feeling a wave of 2004 nostalgia today because I just learned that my cousin is once again working for trial lawyer and erstwhile vice presidential candidate John Edwards, as his senior policy adviser.

Good for him and all, but I can't help but feel a bit miffed. I mean, I can do at least as good a job formulating Edward's policy initiatives as my cousin can. Look, I'll prove it.

John Edward's policy proposals:
  • Raise taxes.

Granted, I'd probably want to flesh it out into a 200-page policy document, complete with figures, charts and a 20-minute Power Point presentation, but how hard can that be?


Raising taxes is cool.

Do me a favor, Blue. Get that campaign slogan to the DNC as quickly as possible. They should be blanketing the airwaves with that one.

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