Am I the only one...
...who thinks Paris looks better after three weeks in the clink? Maybe it did her some good.
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...who thinks Paris looks better after three weeks in the clink? Maybe it did her some good.
Comments
Excellent point.
Posted by: Blue Wind | June 27, 2007 07:42 AM
She looks fine, but why is she posing as she exits jail? And now that she's out, can she PLEASE sink into obscurity?
Posted by: K | June 27, 2007 08:36 AM
The random banging resumes in 5 minutes.
Posted by: fred | June 27, 2007 09:29 AM
A little more meat on the bone it appears.
And you're right Fred. Sloppy 200th anyone?
Posted by: Dan O. | June 27, 2007 10:21 AM
She is a pretty young woman and green is a good color for her.
Beyond that, I don't know what to say about her. It's not her fault that people are obsessed with her. Regarding why she is posing for the cameras.. well they are there so why not?
Posted by: PE | June 27, 2007 12:30 PM
She's found god, don't you know? She's Mother Fuckin' Theresa now. She read the Bible all the time while in prison, see, but couldn't come up with a favorite Bible verse when asked. That's because, like all good mothers, she loves them all equally. Oh, and she never used drugs, so ignore those photos of her smoking a pipeful of somethin'-somethin' in Amsterdam. They're like the pictures of Ahnuld smoking a joint on the beach in Pumping Iron. No longer operative.
Posted by: DBK | June 28, 2007 12:06 PM
Those jailhouse lesbians put some meat on her bones. Nobody saw Rosie O'Donnell visit, did they?
Posted by: Bailey Hankins | June 28, 2007 01:11 PM
She looks almost- dare I say - wholesome?!
Hosing off the make-up helped a bunch.
Can we talk about important stuff now?
Posted by: Paul Moore | June 28, 2007 02:41 PM
Yes, on to important things.
Like when is Lindsey Lohan gettin' outta rehab, for chryin' out loud?
Posted by: fred | June 28, 2007 02:49 PM
Lohan's not in rehab. She's in Promises Malibu. That's a spa pretending to be rehab. That's where you go if you want your publicist to say you're in rehab before you come out and have a "relapse". I think they consider it rehab because you can only get wine coolers and draft cider. Oh, and no toot, just reefers.
Posted by: DBK | June 29, 2007 11:37 AM
I would like to masturbate while she reads Ann Coulter.
Posted by: JMK | July 3, 2007 06:27 PM