Cynical Nation now officially accepting payola
The very day after I released my financial disclosure, a certain party has stepped forward and offered me an undisclosed amount to lobby an issue on this site. I have accepted the offer because I will not turn my back on the American way.
The party in question prefers to remain anonymous, and I will not reveal the issue at stake either. Suffice it to say that it does not run counter to any of my core principles (the good thing about not having any) and should in no way detract from the mediocre quality you've all come to expect from this site. In fact, regular readers will probably not even notice the difference. I still feel I owe it to my readers to let them know, however.
By the way, have you purchased any Ribbon Magnets for your car? If not, what are you waiting for? I should point out that they're very reasonably priced. Don't let anyone mistake you for one of those terrorist-loving America haters! Pick some up today.
Comments
Thank you very much, Mr. Johnson, you've done well. In the interest of avoiding a paper trail the next time around, we will just drop off a bag of coins with a large "$" printed on it.
Posted by: Anyonymous Party That Shall Remain Anonymous | January 14, 2005 10:41 AM
I LOVE RIBBON MAGNETS!
(Ok, now where's my cut?) ;)
Posted by: CRB | January 14, 2005 04:41 PM
CRB, 50 cent is yours!!!
A buck goes a long way here on CN! Literally. :-)
Posted by: Barry N. Johnson | January 14, 2005 04:44 PM
I had 2...but then I went through the car wash...can I have a refund? :)
Posted by: Anonymous | January 14, 2005 06:47 PM