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Reports of disenfranchisement beginning to surface

...and it's me! I've been disenfranchised! I moved from Hoboken to Weehawken recently, and although my name was on the voter roll, I wasn't in the signature book yet, so I had to vote a provisional ballot.

I was disenfranchised!!! They're stealing the election!! This isn't America anymore! This is a systematic attempt to suppress the middle class white vote in this country!! There is a "whiff of fascism" in the air!! I'm being repressed!! Come see the violence inherent in the system!!! Diebold, Diebold!!!!


Not only that, but you actually voted for the Democratic slate. Twice. ;-)

I knew there was a reason I read this blog.

And that, my liege, is how a sheep's bladder may be used to prevent earthquakes.

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