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Spiderman = dumbass

Peter Parker, evidently, is going to reveal his secret identity, in a press conference in Times Square, no less.

I'm sorry, but what the hell is he thinking? Doesn't he remember that whole ugliness with the Green Goblin? Gwen Stacy, his first girlfriend (who was way hotter than that chick he eventually married, I have to say) ended up dead.



"Now, instead of mutants taking the brunt of the public persecution, the government is demanding that all superheroes register their names and secret identities so they can be policed as 'living weapons of mass destruction.' Peter Parker supports the registration, and to prove it, he puts his money where his mouth is and reveals himself to the world"


That's it for me. No more excuses for Bush. This administration is totally out of control. What are they thinking at DHS???

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