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I want a new drug

And Jonah's found it for me.

(PS -- As with any drug, make sure you thoroughly read all the listed side effects before taking.)

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God, I hate those annoying druge commercials. Ask your doctor if Fuxxor ™ is right for you. Even though you have no idea what it does or why you might need it. Yeah, I'm sure my doctor's going to just love that.

Also, PANEXA can contribute to developing inhumanly powerful tongue muscles, capable of licking through steel.
I fail to see how that's a bad thing. My wife agrees.
Skin: Might turn blue, wither, and fall off. Or just get really thick and spongy (muppet-like)
Dear God...acute muppetosis. WHEN WILL MANKIND LEARN NOT TO TRIFLE WITH NATURE!??!?!


That page is hilariously perfect. Thanks for the link.

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