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March 31, 2005

Bush's "race to the bottom" suffers another setback

Can't this president do anything right?


Americans' Incomes Rise Solidly

Americans' incomes, bolstered by strong gains in hiring, rose by 0.3 percent in February while consumer spending climbed at an even faster pace of 0.5 percent, the government reported Thursday.
...
The 0.3 percent rise in incomes was attributed to a surge of 262,000 new jobs in February, the biggest increase in four months. Further solid gains in both incomes and consumer spending are expected in the months ahead as the consumer continues to be a driving force in the economy.

Berger cops a plea

"Inadvertently" my ass.


When the issue surfaced last year, Mr. Berger insisted that he had removed the classified material inadvertently. But in the plea agreement reached with prosecutors, he is expected to admit that he intentionally removed copies of five classified documents, destroyed three and misled staff members at the National Archives when confronted about it, according to an associate of Mr. Berger's who is involved in his defense but who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the plea has not been formalized in court.

(emphasis mine)

Good Lord

What an absolute moron....

March 30, 2005

Hell no, he won't go!

I've got to say I'm relieved that Kofi Annan won't be going away anytime soon. I'd hate to see him quit just when he's so close to destroying the U.N.

March 29, 2005

DU'ers on Falwell

It's been a while since we've checked in with the tolerant, enlightened progressives over at the Democratic Underground, where simply disagreeing with your political opponents is insufficient -- one must also wish them pain, death, and suffering. They're talking about Jerry Falwell's recent illness. A sampler:


I hope he shits himself then dies in it, right there in front of his family. Same goes for Billy Graham and his racist son who learned to hate Moslems at his father's table.

I call dibs on pulling his feeding tube!

Is it politically incorrect for me to wish him a slow and painful death?

Yes it is. May I join you?

Dump his ass outside the hospital and see if his God takes care of him

Things like this make me wish I believed in Hell.... It's about all I can muster for this hateful, hypocritical tub of guts.

I for one am not wishing him a painful death.... I'm much more interested in the torture and damnation of his immortal soul!


Well, that's probably enough tolerance and enlightenment for today. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm a Republican, so I have to get back to practicing the politics of hatred.

Later.

UPDATE: K opines in the comments below that Freepers are likely equally ill-mannered on such occasions. So, in the interests of fairness, here is the Freeper thread on the death of Johnnie Cochran. Granted, there are some smart-ass remarks and tasteless jokes therein, but... well, I'll let you folks judge for yourselves.

I know you've all been waiting for this

Yes, the first season of Doogie Howser, M.D. is now available on DVD.

Here's something I've always wondered. If he's such a damn genius, why did he type so effin' slow? I can type faster than that on a Treo, wearing boxing gloves. Drunk.

March 28, 2005

O frabjous day!

I got a surprising number of responses from last week's post on "Kolchak: The Night Stalker." I guess I'm not the only hardcore fan out there (to this day, I wear seersucker shirts because of Carl Kolchak.)

But how did I miss this? Alert reader Liam from the U.K. sends me word that a new "Night Stalker" series is in the works, evidently starring Stuart Townsend as the big K himself.

Hmm, well, that might not have been my first casting choice, but I suppose we'll have to withhold judgment for the time being. I'm just gratified that someone cared enough to bring him back after all these years. I hope they do him justice. If not, I've still got the Moonstone books.

Here's a quiz

Who should tell pharmacists how to do their jobs: the pharmacy or the government?

According to many people, conservatives and liberals alike, the answer is the latter. I guess that "government should just butt out!" meme, which was all the rage last week, has already gone the way of the Macarena.

That was brief.

UPDATE: Just to be clear, I think pharmacists should shut the hell up and do their jobs. You don't morally approve of every single task your employer asks of you? Well hell, join the freakin' club, buddy. And fill those bottles while you're at it (or those little disc-y things or whatever). But let's leave legislation as a last resort as opposed to a knee-jerk first response. That goes for both sides.

GOP on track to lose Congress

I'm as nostalgic for the 90's as anyone. Booming tech bubble and glib naiveté about the threat of Islamist terror. What's not to miss?

It's also the time that I shed my illusions about party politics. Within two years' time, I watched the party alignment of the entire government invert itself, in what was widely termed a "revolution" by both sides. I expected great things from this transition... or at least some things. What I found, however, was that for the most part, it was business as usual in D.C.

Why? Because at the end of the day, a politician is a politician. I'm more likely to agree with a Republican than a Democrat, but I harbor no illusions that either party has any inherent moral or ethical superiority over the other.

What we miss about the 90's depends on whom you ask. Some miss Clinton and others miss Gingrich. I miss them both. I think it's no coincidence that our record economic expansion coincided with a period of divided government.

I realize that makes me sounds like a traitor to my own party, but like I said, a politician is a politician. There's nothing left of the "Gingrich Revolution" save a few tattered shreds of a faded, forgotten poster. The forces that swept the GOP to power are now long forgotten, as the party focuses on nothing other than maintaining that power at all costs.

Today's Wall Street Journal touches on this theme. Tom DeLay, the WSJ, has begun to smell like ass "The Beltway." Actually, Mr. DeLay has smelled like Beltway for some time now. I'm just glad that someone besides Democrats are beginning to notice.

I'm confident that House Republicans can rally around DeLay and save his job if they choose to, but I'm honestly hoping they'll realize that doing so would not be in their long-term interest. Should the GOP continue along this road, they will set them up for certain defeat.

Let's face it, American didn't sweep Gingrich and his buddies into power because they wanted to de-fund PBS. They did so because they were disgusted with the entrenched corruption and arrogance of power on the part of Congressional Democrats.

Many Democrats then (like many Republicans today) probably thought they were immune. They had a pretty good scam going. As long as they couched everything in enough bullshit rhetoric about "helping the poor" and "defending the underclass," people would forgive them a certain amount of sleaze. It worked very well... up to a point.

But there's always a limit. I don't know exactly where the limit is for the GOP, but I know they're cruising towards it at about 90 mph. They're setting themselves of for a Jim Wright-style fall. Thanks to gerrymandering and voters' "hate Congress but love my congressman" attitude, it probably won't happen next year. It may not even happen in 2008. But if they continue on their present course, they will go down, and when they do, they're going down hard.

And you know what? They'll have no one to blame but themselves.

March 27, 2005

Scary bunnies

Ace got me thinkin' about scary bunnies, just in time for Easter.

Here's my list of the Top 3 Scariest Bunnies of all time.


The killer bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail deserves honorable mention. He didn't look scary, but he kicked serious ass.

UPDATE: These bunnies also really scared me.

Zora, the Easter dog


Easter Haiku


Kofi is depressed

rape and corruption have him
searching for Zoloft ™


Happy Easter, everyone!

March 25, 2005

When is Bush's next speech?

I want to hear him pronounce Kyrgyzrzgyzygzstan.

"The X-Files" was a goddamn ripoff

[Note: As long as you-know-what continues to consume the entire news cycle, I will honor my vow to make shit up to write about. So, in that spirit...]

Today's topic is: The X-Files was a damn ripoff, although many of its viewers were too young to know it. Its creator, Chris Carter, admitted to being inspired by a short-lived television show from the early 70's called Kolchak: The Night Stalker, about a hapless news reporter and monster-chaser named Carl Kolchak.

It wasn't just the show itself that was influenced by Kolchak. Sometimes it was entire episodes. Remember the one about that shit monster who lived in the sewers? That was a direct rip-off of this K:TNS episode, which was clearly way ahead of its time.

Kolchak was sweet. He had Real Ultimate Power (just kidding.) Anyway, it was my favorite TV show as a kid.

Now to be fair, since Mulder and Scully were FBI agents whose job was to investigate the paranormal, I suppose TXF was somewhat more plausible in its premise than K:TNS. Kolchak was just a poor schlub who just happened to encounter a different monster or haint each week.

A vampire in Las Vegas? Sure, why not. A werewolf on a cruise ship? Well okay, maybe.... But week after week? Eventually, suspension of disbelief became a real problem, even for an 8-year-old like myself.

Not that Kolchak ever had much luck getting people to believe him anyway. The role of the "skeptic," which foreshadowed Dana Scully, was played by Kolchak's long-suffering boss, Tony Vincenzo. I don't think Tony ever spoke to Kolchak without yelling. "What do you mean there's a monster eating strippers' eyes out in Chicago, Carl?! That's ridiculous! I know I didn't believe you the other fourteen times you saw a monster and it turned out to be true, but this time I REALLY don't believe you!!"

Well actually, Vincenzo never said that. I don't think Kolchak ever convinced him of anything. In fact, I'm not sure Kolchak ever even got a story. I'm not sure how he remained employed.

I think The Horror in the Heights was quite possibly my favorite Night Stalker episode ever, and a good one to start with for anyone who feels like seeking out the old shows.

Also for anyone interested, Kolchak lives on to this day. Moonstone Books has a line of comic books (okay, okay, "graphic novels") about our intrepid investigator, who paved the way for Mulder, Scully and... Buffy. Some of these "graphic novels" are based on scripts for the old TV show that were never actually filmed, and others are entirely new stories. Check 'em out. Kolchak kicked ass, so let's not let him die on us.

"I promised I'd show up with a haircut, a new hat, and pressed suit... but I lie a lot." -- Carl Kolchak

Name change?

One fixture since this site's inception has been that some people complain about its name. The term "cynical" is somehow incompatible with a site that leans politically to the right, I take it. Why a person cannot simultaneously be a cynic and a conservative (or liberal) eludes me, honestly, but... well, there you go.

Actually, I've been bored/unsatisfied with the current name for some time. Its origins are rooted in historical events that are not as relevant as they once were. Besides, we don't want anyone to feel misled here at CN, so I'm contemplating a name change to coincide with my long-promised, oft-delayed site makeover.

Does anyone have any suggestions? (Note: nominations like "Sycophantic Bush Ass-kisser" are not helpful, and will be disregarded.) Perhaps the new name could be beer-related. No one could fairly claim that I don't legitimately like beer.

Anyway, mull it over. It won't happen immediately, but perhaps in the next few months. And the traditionalists shouldn't worry. I'm keeping the CN domain, regardless. I've built up too much link equity to relinquish that.

Ever notice...

...how rightie bloggers are much more likely to link to lefty bloggers than vice versa? Why do you suppose that is?

March 24, 2005

A taboo topic?

[Editor's note: It seems that nobody's discussing anything these days other than "THE TOPIC," and I've already vowed not to write another word about that. The problem is, there's precious little else to blog! Fine, so be it. I'll make shit up to write about....]

Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four and the Incredible Hulk all owe their very diverse super powers to radiation. Indeed, it seems that in the Marvel universe of the 1960's, almost everyone who got zapped ended up with the ability to perform some cool new trick. Hell, even sitting too long under the dentist's X-ray machine was probably enough to give you "zeta-ray" vision, or adamantine cuticles or something back in those days.

You've gotta wonder how many poor schlubs in Marvel-land intentionally irradiated themselves in a bid to gain some cool new power. I don't remember this topic ever being dealt with in the comics, but you know it must have gone on! I just wonder how widespread the practice was and what the consequences were.

The U.N. takes bold action

Stung by charges of sexual abuse on the part of its peackekeepers, the U.N. has taken decisive action, issuing a series of "recommendations" to prevent such atrocities in the future.

Don't laugh! This is pretty strong stuff for our friends at Turtle Bay. And don't think it'll stop there, either. Why, if the recommendations don't work, I wouldn't be surprised if they issued "suggestions," or even a "strongly-worded request." It's just that they don't want to go nuclear right out of the gate.

This aggressive action was necessary to put this current scandal behind them. There are too many important issues in the world to waste time quarreling and bickering over "who raped who." This whole sideshow detracts from the real business of the U.N. There are, after all, genocides to ignore.

March 23, 2005

Heh

I'm listening to XM Radio while trying to work, and I noticed that one channel was displaying the (obviously truncated) title:

Dolly Parton: My Country Tis...

Which I immediately misread as

Dolly Parton: My Country Tits

...

Yes, all right, I'm bored.

And avoiding work. And I have bloggers' block. I'll admit it.

So there. Happy now?

March 22, 2005

Election 2004

Re-live the memories!

(Hat tip: the Unpopulist)

I am shocked, shocked!!

...that acts of anti-Semitic and racist violence doubled last year in the epicenter of European tolerance and enlightenment.

(Just in case anyone cares....)

Fake libertarians and Terri Schiavo

I had initially planned to get through this entire sorry episode without blogging a word about it. With all the barrels of ink and megabytes of pixels that have been spilled on the subject to date, what more is there to say? Plus, I simply find the entire subject distasteful from top to bottom, and since I maintain this blog for my own entertainment, I didn't even want to go there.

But there are a few things that really bug me about the case, so I'm going to vent now, and, hopefully, never mention it again outside this thread.

First of all, let me clear about one thing. I am not a pro-lifer, by any stretch of the imagination. I'm not even anti-euthanasia, in that I support a person's right to die.

Moreover, I don't pretend to have enough insight into the case to know who truly has Terri's best interests at heart, and I don't have enough medical knowledge to adequately evaluate her prognosis.

But it's not about any of that to me. It's not about whether patients should have a right to die, or whether Terri will ever recover, or whether her "husband" has a right to move on with his life, or even whether he's an asshole or not.

To me, it all comes down to this: Any "solution" which leads, either directly or indirectly, to slowly starving/dehydrating this woman to death, should be rejected out of hand. I'm sorry, but "More humane methods of euthanasia aren't legal" is not an excuse.

As with any tragedy, there are lessons to be learned here, and good that can come out of it. For example, this case drives home the importance of having living wills, as well as (I would argue) for enacting clear, unambiguous laws allowing doctor-assisted suicide.

Maybe the aftermath of this nightmare will help prevent such cases in the future. But meanwhile, we have the question of what to do with Terri. I strongly doubt she will ever have a chance of recovery, but there seems to be enough lower brain function that doctors cannot be at all sure whether she can experience pain or discomfort. That is why I think it's a no-brainer that the poor woman not be dehydrated to death. I can't believe we're still even debating it.

I think the reason for it is that, while this case has nothing whatever to do with abortion, some people have such a strong tendency to view every such issue through the abortion prism that they end up on the side of the tube-yankers. Shame on them.

And here's another thing that pisses me off: all the tube-yankers who are hiding behind high-minded rhetoric about the right to privacy, and how the government should "butt out," and mind their own business.

My God, as soon as there's any issue that smacks even remotely of "right to life," you suddenly see a kajillion "instant libertarians" suddenly spring into existence, demanding politicians "mind their own business" in rhetoric worthy of Ayn Rand.

Please, people. Just fucking please.

First of all, if protecting the lives of its constituents is not a legitimate concern of government, then what is, pray tell? Moreover, as a friend of mine points out, the "government" has been involved in the Schiavo case for years now, our courts system being a component of government.

It's all well and good to say such matters should be left to the families, but where does that leave us in this case? Who should speak for Terri, her husband-in-name-only, or her parents? If her family were capable of coming to an agreement, the case would have been settled years ago, and politicians would never have gotten involved at all.

And are these instant libertarians going to hang around after this case is resolved? Can we rely on their assistance the next time Congress starts pushing (say) some moronic gun control measure?

Not bloody likely. The "instant virtual libertarians" will disappear back into the vacuum and re-emerge as activists who are willing to use the power of Congress at the drop of a hat, as long as it's in the name of mandating some social change which they support.

So please, people. Pedal that bogus, hypocritical limited-government crap elsewhere. It's not fooling anybody.

And for those who think it's "unusual" that the political structure of an entire nation is so focused on a single, individual case? Well, it is. But it's hardly unprecedented. Whether it's Dred Scott or Rosa Parks, our history is replete with examples of individuals who, intentionally or otherwise, have brought our legal system into uncharted waters, which must then be explored. That's the way it works, guys. That's how our legal system evolves.

Anyway, these are the only public thoughts I ever intend to express about Terri Schiavo.

Now let's talk about something else.

Bowling for Red Lake

Get those cameras rolling, Mr. Moore! There's another senseless tragedy to exploit for fun and profit.

And start drafting those bills, Congress! This will be an excellent opportunity to cynically slip in some irrelevant anti-gun measure or video game crackdown that would have done absolutely nothing to prevent this nightmare had it been in place a year ago.

I'm back

Boys go to college
To get more knowledge
Girls go to Jupiter
To get more stupider

See, who says you can't learn anything from your five-year-old nephews?

Anyway, we're back. For three days in Jesusland, we were able to elude the clutches of the Birchers and the flat-earthers long enough to make our triumphal return back up here to Blue America.

Thanks for everyone's kind messages via e-mail and comments, and I hope I wasn't too whiny before I left.

March 18, 2005

I'm gonna make like a tree and get out of here

I'm leaving this afternoon for a few days down in Jesusland. Probably no blogging until the first of next week.

Is nothing sacred?

The "moral values" police are at it again. Texas lawmaker Al Edwards wants to ban dirty dancing by cheerleaders.


"It's just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they're shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down," said Edwards, a 26-year veteran of the Texas House.

I guess since the article doesn't mention Edwards' party affiliation, it's safe to assume he's a Democrat.

UPDATE: Great catch by The Warden.

A black hole where I once drank beer

Remember that old Joe South song that goes


But there's a six-lane highway down by the creek
Where I went skinny dippin' as a child
And a drive-in show where the meadow used to grow
And the strawberries used to grow wild

Well now there's a goddamn black hole where I used to drink beer.

My graduate studies were in nuclear physics, and I spent several summers back during the 80's at Long Island's Brookhaven National Laboratory. Back then, the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider (RHIC) didn't exist yet. All there was at the site were some enormous empty tunnels, dug for a different accelerator project that never got off the ground. The tunnels stood as a monument to fiscal and bureaucratic incompetence and government boondoggles... but they looked really cool and spooky at night.

In short, it was the big make-out spot in those days. Or a place for drinking beer, if you were a physics geek with no girlfriend. I have many fond memories of hanging out by those huge empty holes on a summer night with my friends, watching the deer watching us, curiously from the tree line, and getting quietly drunk.

Well how things have changed! Right now, on that same piece of property, scientists are creating black holes. Well, maybe....

Anyway, check it out. It's an interesting read, and a story that's near and dear to my heart.

March 17, 2005

Some thoughts on blogging

Ever wonder why the same bloggers seem squared off against one another all the time, on issue after issue? The blogosphere is enormous and incredibly diverse, and yet it has this bizarre tendency to divide neatly into two distinct camps.

Why is that? I took one of those bonehead political quizzes before the election, and it pegged me as 60% Bush and 40% Kerry. I'd say that sounds about right, and yet time after time I find myself firmly ensconced within the blogosphere's "red" team.

I used to attribute this phenomenon to the fact that the right half of the blogosphere is basically libertarian in character, focusing far less on social issues than on economics and national security.

Now, however, I'm beginning to think something more fundamental is at work. Joe Carter has an interesting post about this over at Evangelical Outpost. It has to do with micromotives leading to macrobehavior, and how diverse populations have a natural tendency to self-segregate. (As a physicist, I see parallels in the physical world: the tendency of clock pendulums in a clock shop to become synchronized, for example.)

It certainly explains a lot, but it's a bit depressing to think about how naturally we divide ourselves. It takes a great effort not to devolve into a sports team mentality.

During my own political life, I go through certain periods where I'm more partisan than others, depending on world events and which side of the bed I woke up on that morning. I've noticed a distinct, undeniable correlation between my own partisanship and the readership of my blog: The more partisan I become, the more readers I get.

I'm convinced I could easily double my readership by simply tossing red meat to the right wing day in and day out. Now you'd think that market would already be pretty much saturated, would you not? Evidently it isn't.

I have to admit, I find that a bit discouraging. Although I'm not always successful, I try to take the "high road" here, eschewing unnecessary partisanship, and post what I really feel, regardless of how easily it is or isn't classifiable as "conservative" or "liberal."

The result? My readership suffers, my conservative friends call me a liberal, and my liberal friends, as always, say I kiss Bush's ass.

Well fortunately, fame and popularity are not my primary motives for doing this. As I've said before, maintaining this blog is a form of therapy for me. Still, I think it might be time for a change. I've been doing this for well over a year now, and it's time for an overhaul, in terms of layout as well as content.

This site won't go away (I'm not ready to leave therapy just yet,) but I think it will undergo some significant modifications sometime this spring. I just need to take some time to think about what they will be, and which direction I want to go in the future.

Cue stirring, majestic orchestral music

Here's a quiz. All of the following are photos of ANWR. See if you can guess which one CNN chose to use in its report on the Senate vote to allow drilling.




Happy St. Patrick's Day!

With all the hype and commercialism that surrounds today, it's all too easy for us to lose sight of the true meaning of this holiday: Beer. And let us also remember that we need not confine the spirit of St. Patrick to a single day on the calendar. We can carry it with us in our hearts, throughout all four seasons, and drink to wretched excess every day of the year.

Apathy Idol

As I've admitted before, American Idol has always been one of my guilty pleasures. Last night, however, we had dinner with a friend (Mmm, steaks...) and missed the results show. I got home and started firing up the browser to see who got turboed... only to realize I didn't really care.

Most boring. Season. Ever.

March 16, 2005

Blake "innocent"

"Don't do the crime if you can't do the time." Or at least don't get convicted.

If I'd been the DA, I'd have showed footage from Blake's performance in Lost Highway. Jeebus, that was so creepy the jury would've been ready to convict him on the spot.

SSW of Drew Carey

That's where I am according to the Politopia political map quiz. Where are you?

(Hat tip: Bill)

Dumbest lawsuit ever?

The family of Rachel Corrie, who was run over by a bulldozer in Gaza, is suing... Caterpillar, the company that produces the dozer.

Now I can excuse a lot of bizarre behavior in the name of grief, but when even the moonbats over at Democratic Underground think you're out to lunch, you're probably overdue for a sanity check.

It's illuminating, actually. With parents like these, you begin to understand how Rachel could grow up to make such stupid life decisions. Pity.

Jewish establishments firebombed

Another example of resurgent anti-Semitism on the continent of tolerance and elightenment. This time it's Switzerland.

Gay dwarfs gone wild

Now if this headline doesn't earn me some Google hits, I don't know what will. Courtesy of Jill, we now learn we can chalk up seven more names to the burgeoning roster of gay cartoon characters.

Personally, I think this has gone a bit too far. While they clearly enjoyed a very alternative lifestyle, I rather doubt all seven of them are gay, although I have always wondered about Sneezey.

Moreover, I'm deeply skeptical of the salacious rumors swirling around Uncle Remus's alleged metrosexuality, and I'm pretty sure that Timon and Pumbaa were just friends. Nonsense like this merely detracts from the real issues, such as Heckle and Jeckle, who are without question gay.

Ah well, stay tuned.

March 15, 2005

Eat an animal for PETA today

I can't believe it nearly slipped my mind, but today is the Third Annual International Eat an Animal for PETA Day.

I can't believe I almost forgot! It's just a stroke of luck that I started marinating a couple of pork chops last night.

But hey, it's free!

Captain Ed has an exposé of Cuba's vaunted "health care" system, including pictures. Go check it out... if you've got the stomach for it.

Ebbers guilty

WorldCom's Bernie Ebbers was found guilty of fraud and faces up to 85 years in the big house (as if he's got it.) Ken Lay, you're next.

Maybe now that we have this verdict and Martha Stewart has been released, we can finally be spared all that incessant liberal caterwauling the terrible, grievous injustice of Martha Stewart rotting away in squalor, in some damp, foul, fetid, stinking dungeon under San Quentin, while Ebbers and Lay are throwing Roman orgies on their fleet of brand-new yachts.

Awesome!!

I must have this!!!

What is a libertarian?

Today's Wall Street Journal offers some single-sentence definitions. I kind of like "an amoral Republican," although some would argue such a construct is redundant. Then there's Jeff Jena's candidates, "a Democrat who wants to own a gun, or a Republican who wants to smoke pot." Most of the rest have to do with sex. None of these quite work for me, but the piece is still a fun read. Considering most libertarians I know, however, I'm not sure we're having as much fun as they think we're having.

Look who's doing the work

I guess not all Palestinians are opposed to the wall.

Happy Deathday, Howard

H. P. Lovecraft seems the kind of person who might celebrate his "deathday," and as a reader points out, today is Lovecraft's 68th. It's always gratifying to see one's childhood heroes finally receive the respect they deserve, even if it's years after their deaths (Gram Parsons is another such deity in my pantheon.)

I remember years ago reading an interview with Lovecraft published in the old Twilight Zone magazine, posthumously of course. I was amazed and amused at how warm and funny the guy was, not to mention self-deprecating. Some anthology or another of his work had just been published prior to the interview, and Lovecraft opined that anyone who shelled out good money for it was "a sucker."

Well I was a sucker. At the time I thought I was the only one, but now I realize there were tons more of us than I ever imagined. We still miss you down here, H. P. Rest in... whatever. I hope you have a bright shiny mansion in Unknown Kaddath.

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Lovecraft R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

March 14, 2005

Real-world Patriot Act abuses?

It seems that legitimate examples harder to find than one might think.

Don't expect the controversy to diminish, however. As is the case with all good conspiracy theories, absence of evidence is simply further evidence of the conspiracy.

March 13, 2005

Rice in 2008???

Oh well. It was fun to think about... briefly.

UPDATE: My wife openly mocks me for bumming out over a pro forma denial of presidential aspirations. (Mock, wife, mock!)